by Stevie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hi there. I\u2019m your average run of the mill cat. I sit around, demand food, and most importantly, sleep. Personally, I\u2019d say I\u2019m pretty smart, smarter than some of my other cat friends anyway\u2026 one time, I caught them trying to eat a piece of wood that had been discarded by one of the tall ones. But the tall ones aren\u2019t particularly intelligent either. I see them often staring for long periods of time into glowing rectangles of varying sizes. Sometimes the rectangle has a bunch of clicky things attached to it. The biggest rectangle I\u2019ve ever seen is this one on the wall. At night, when my tall one presses a button on another non-glowing rectangle, the huge rectangle instantly blinds me for a second. Sometimes when my tall one spends too much time staring at the glow, I\u2019ll bite their ankles so they pat me. Usually, I just get picked up and put outside. But it\u2019s not all bad! There are lots of bugs and rodents outside. My favorite thing to do out there is to grab a mouse by the tail, and repeatedly lick the mouse in order to traumatize them forever. Sometimes I find a lizard and grab its tail to do the same, but it seems they\u2019ve gotten a bit smarter because they can detach that bit of their body. I hope mice don\u2019t get that ability.
\n\nIf I had to rate my life\u2019s \u201cinteresting\u201d factor, I\u2019d probably have to rate it at a 6\/10. It could be 7\/10 but my tall one always ignores me.
\n\nOne of my favorite things to do is to sneak into my tall neighbors’ backyards, one of them has a mango tree, and so that tall one\u2019s cat, Jimmy, he likes to jump up at the tree and get a mango. It doesn\u2019t usually work. Sometimes when he does that, I see his tall one holding their glowing rectangle and then press the glowing screen.\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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